Long Comms: McDonald's

Since the Clown Prince of Fast Food is relevant right now...

McDonald’s is a front organization for “Clowns In America.”

The CIA.

There is no direct link, mind you. It’s all happenstance. I doubt heavily that it was set up as a front organization, but anything is possible. In addition to “rodeo clowns”, we have the Clown Prince of Fast Food, Ronald McDonald holding down the ever-so suspicious practice of a “Corporate Person” being a hellish amalgamation of actors all donning the character through a bevy of contract law, NDAs, and non-compete clauses.

Basically, the Ronald McDonald persona is a “living” corporate being, like Mitt Romney once declared, and anyone who trains to embody the clown is, for all intents and purposes of the law, considered to be THE Ronald McDonald. They can sign, act, and perform on behalf of the identity, similar to how a Trust declares employees who operate on behalf of the Trust, which is the “corporate person” as far as the law is concerned.

This, too, is how they get away with Body Double shenanigans. Is it too dangerous to meet with a foreign head of state to sign a peace treaty? Send a body double granted authority under the Trust of the acting head of state. Like some archaic form of witchcraft, you effectively kill a person as an individual and reform their identity into a Corporate Being, then assign their original corporeal body and some “clones” to act under the corporate umbrella.

This is how they solve the “how can I be in two places at once” problem. This is how they attain “immortality” — through legalese and corporate/trust law.

But, that’s just one part of the scheme…

That’s what Ronald McDonald, the Clown, represents in Comms.

The ability to be in more than one place at the same time. A critical skill for clandestine operations.

Yet, what does the restaurant franchise itself represent?

What do the hamburgers, french fries, McFlurries, tendies, and Big Macs represent?

More importantly, what is the function of the burger joint as a front operation in the first place?

The Need for Safe Harbor

If you are a Clown out and about, you need a place to dive in, if only briefly, to catch your breath and feel safe. It has to be a public place. It has to be a place where you can find an excuse to stay for an extended period of time. It has to be a place where you can make hand-offs and setups as you shoot the breeze at a lunch table. It has to be a place where the restrooms are “cleaned” regularly, are accessible, and you can stash sensitive materials to be recovered promptly by “management.” It has to be a place where no one trailing you is going to question why you are there or what you are doing. It has to be a place that is so ubiquitous that you can find one in every county, city, state, province, and ho-dunk backwater town in the world. At least, any that have a “stable” relationship with the good ol’ US of A.

McDonald’s meets those criteria.

Even features such as the play palace have their own merits for a clandestine operation. Things like stashing contraband after hours at the height of the play net, slide, or tubes comes to mind. Bags, cups, nugget containers, happy meal boxes, etc. all can serve as inauspicious “bags” for planting and retrieval efforts. Trucks come and go regularly, like clockwork, fully capable of harboring “assets” that need to get across state lines and not draw suspicion.

It’s a wonderland for an agent. There are so many facets that can assist in handoffs, meetings, arrangements, and deals. All in the relative safety of a public place, rife with witnesses and vulnerable parties like kids and the elderly sure to make a stink should you threaten the public peace.

This very aspect of a fast-food franchise being a good front is the basis of many a crime show and novel. One need only apply the same logic to Intelligence Agencies…

You understand now?

What’s really going on?

What McDonald’s represents?

It’s the public canteen, the check-in station, for any low-level CIA operative in the field. We’re not talking the bigwigs that are in charge of the drug, human, and secrets trafficking. No, we’re talking about the lowest-level homeless bums that are stationed near transit centers that are tasked with stalking everyday business reps, office workers, and corporate stooges. We’re talking about the frontline insurgents whose job it is to work grueling hours casing individuals who work at companies with military or government contracts to make sure no secrets are getting out by way of the lowest common denominators.

Let’s say you hire a company to make a very specific part for one of your fancy new F-35 fighter jets. Eventually the grapevine of the intelligence community turns up some design documents that most certainly should not have made it out of that company’s tight security as required by the contract.

There’s a leak…

Who hunts down the leak? Who stalks all the employees to find who is selling NATIONAL SECRETS that are supposed to be behind a heavy security clearance?

It might not seem big, but it’s big enough to require personnel assigned to the task. More personnel than your James Bond types will have the patience for. So you hand it off to the greenhorns and trainees. The newbies don’t have a desk at CIA HQ. They’re barely on the payroll records, to avoid any attempts by mafias, competing intel agencies, or terrorist organizations to coopt them.

How do they check in with home base?

They head on in to a McDonald’s. Or other some such public eatery, really. It just so happens McDonald’s is the “tried and true” with the appropriate “Clown” branding.

Now, I’m not saying McDonald’s staff is in on it. Absolutely not. Compartmentalization efforts ensure the burger flippers are clueless as to what really goes down. Managers, also, are likely just as clueless. No, any franchise is just a front, remember. They have to keep clean, by necessity, otherwise the strings that lead back to the Government spoil the scheme. It’s just an agreed-upon safe harbor for operatives. Should the staff clue in to the antics of operatives, they’ll simply stop showing up. Donations then dry up.

Remember, McDonald’s is one of the biggest charities out there, particularly when it comes to the kiddos.

For now, let’s just assume everything is on the up-and-up, intelligence agency wise. Assume that the CIA isn’t working against the interests of the American People and isn’t the number one drug, human, and secret trafficking organization the world has ever seen.

Assuming that all is the case, then the “charity” they provide would serve as a pretty effective front for an Intelligence Agency witness protection operation, right?

Read:

Ronald McDonald House

A comfortable space for families who must travel far from home for their child’s medical care, located near the hospital, complete with home-cooked meals, private bedrooms and the support of staff and other families. There are currently 380+ Ronald McDonald House programs worldwide.

Ronald McDonald Family Room

A space inside the hospital for caretakers to rest, recharge and regroup, near their child’s hospital room. There are currently 265+ Ronald McDonald Family Room programs worldwide.

Ronald McDonald Care Mobile

A mobile unit that brings medical, dental and health care resources to under-served communities. There are currently 40 Ronald McDonald Care Mobile programs worldwide.

Do you see how these “amenities” provide for an effective recovery, triage, and relocation effort should an operative and their families find themselves “under fire”?

If your cover is blown, you need someone who isn’t in an obviously government marked van to come by, pick you up, address any wounds with their “mobile medical unit” and then rehouse you among one of their many halfway houses or habitat-for-humanity type apartment buildings. You blend in with all the other “unfortunate souls” and you’re in the clear.

Now, disregarding the assumption that the CIA isn’t at the beck-and-call of the Cabal, we can see how these exact same “amenities” can be used to traffic children just as well as provide protection for intelligence assets, right?

Wearing a shirt with the golden arches gives you access to certain facilities. You can excuse any suspicious behavior by just saying “I work for the Ronald McDonald house, which is why I’m chaperoning around a bunch of starry-eyed children right now…”

That’s were things get scummy… That’s where we start to realize the CIA hasn’t had our best interests in mind for almost a century now…

The CIA IS Human Trafficking. The CIA IS Drug Trafficking.

It wasn’t always that way, not entirely, but as soon as [they] got their guy at the top it was too late to dismantle it… there was just too much money tied up into black market ventures to shake off the specter of criminality.

McDonald’s, among many others and their various “charities”, are simply fronts in this large criminal enterprise sponsored by the Government and their Cabal Benefactors. It’s all to provide their low-level agents safe harbor without making it too obvious.

What may have started as an honest system has turned into a clear and present Enemy of the State — the Enemy Within.

So, before we go too far with how it all applies to the past and current years, let’s first get some terms down.

Relevant Terms

We got a lot to tackle, so let’s just keep focused on the generic terms, then tie them into McDonald’s specifically afterwards, okay?

First, let’s consider something I’ve covered in the past. Ice Cream.

Ice Cream is a form of an “indulgence.” That’s a double-meaning in and of itself. While you might think of indulgence to mean “treat” or “confectionary” I, instead, think of it like the old Catholic Indulgences that gave way to the Protestant Reformation. Basically, an “indulgence” is when you offer payment to the church or other such governing body to “absolve” oneself of your sins.

More practically, it’s the modern day equivalent of a pharmaceutical company putting out a dangerous, toxic product and then eating the fine because the cost of the fine can just be written off as part of doing business. It’s a way to do something vile, criminal, even and then just wave a magic wand so long as the Government gets their cut of the profits in the form of a “fine.”

That’s an “indulgence” in its most generic form.

All snacks, treats, junk food, fast food, confectionaries, sweets, etc. count as these “indulgences” in Comms.

Bribes, to put it plainly…

Illicit forms of payment.

I’m sure you’re familiar with this type of FBI-confirmed diagram of code words?

That’s them having to admit Comms because it has become so main-stream. They play it off with things like PizzaGate, saying it’s all a conspiracy, yet right there on the FBI website they acknowledge it all, plain as day. Albeit, I do believe they have shifted the meaning of words around a bit to throw us off the trail.

Things like “hotdogs” being associated with little boys checks out. If you think about it, the phrase “take me out to the ball game” has a wildly different connotation then, right? Pizza, however, seems to have alternate interpretations depending on context. If “Cheese Pizza” means “Child Porn” then why does Pizza alone mean “Girl”?

Cheese can’t exclusively mean “little girl” because its use in other forms of media indicate money, as in “show me the cheddar” or even a prominent figure, as in “he’s the big cheese.”

So, either they have alternate interpretations or this list is a red herring put forth by the FBI only useable strictly in pedo circles that could have naturally developed but more likely was coordinated by the FBI and other agencies and reinforced through countless stings over the years.

Either way, you can’t just take it at face value…

Basically, we must conclude that “tuning the dial” of context can alter the meaning of the term.

“Ice Cream” can refer to the act of licking a phallic object, therefore could hint at a male prostitute, sure, but on the campaign trail it takes on an alternative meaning:

You getting the picture now?

What the photo-op was meant to show to the wider Cabal?

Every time a politician gobbles down some “Ice Cream” it means they’re taking a campaign bribe. Quid Pro Quo.

Well, in this case, “Quid Pro Joe.”

So, to more accurately address the terms, here’s a brief list based on McDonald’s Menu offerings:

• Ice Cream / McFlurry = Political Favor / Campaign Bribe

• Brain Freeze = Conflicting Bribe Obligations

• Hamburger = Physical Intimidation / A Beatdown / To “make mincemeat” out of someone

• Nothing Burger = Empty Threat / No Substance / Bluffing

• Coffee = Work Memo / 4Am Talking Points / Marching Orders

• Pumpkin Spice Latte = “October Surprise” / Political Campaign Stories / Election Smear Jobs

• Chicken Nuggets / “Tendies” = Collateral Payment / Pawnable Items / “The money or financial instruments gained by independent currency or securities traders following a successful wager or risk.”

• Potato = Small Favors / Simple Favors / “Ah, don’t mention it, it’s just small potatoes.”

• French Fries = Intimidation Tactics / “Strength in numbers” / “I got your back if you got my back”

• Fish (o’ Filet) = Religious “Donations” / Religious Pandering

• Clown = Intelligence Agency Operative

• Onion = Character Profile / Personnel Documents / Origin Story / Someone’s “Sobstory”

• Cheese = Standard Bribe or Payment / Bait / “Solid” Insider Information /

In practice, you might meet with an agent at a McDonald’s, and while in line you order “a big mac with large fries” while he orders “chicken nuggets.” The two of you sit down and chat as you wait for your order. You chat about a neat place you found in town and give him the location. You tell him if he heads out that way to look for a guy named “Gary” to get a discount. He asks when you get off work on Tuesdays and you tell him 7:45pm, usually. You eventually get your food, you two eat, then part ways. Your buddy finds a few bills folded in his burger box. There’s always a little bit of lettuce left in the box after all… He grabs the box and takes off wishing you well.

So, what happened here?

Well, you just placed an order for a guy named Gary to get roughed up by your buddy and a bunch of his friends at 7:45pm next Tuesday in exchange for some stocks, crypto, or some other form of collateral payment your buddy can pawn. The order you placed informed your buddy what “favor” you wanted done. His order suggests what payment he expects from you in return. In this case, “nuggets” or “tendies” are slang for hawk-able items. If you use too much cash there’s a paper trail. Sure, some “lettuce” as a down payment is appreciated, especially for first-time buyers, but, if you just so happen to “lose” a nice watch, well, the Tax Man doesn’t really care too much about that. You buddy pawns the watch and that’s his bulk payment. A few bills here and there are just the tip. Nice and clean.

Crude example, I know, but it’s the best demonstration I can muster without actual logs.

Basically, all this is to ensure you can send a message in public with all to see, and nothing can come back to bite you in a court of law. All of it is plausibly deniable. Yet, the language, reinforced by idioms like “making mincemeat out of someone” guarantee terms like “hamburger” aren’t misinterpreted. However, like with your actual McDonald’s orders, sometimes they screw up your order, right?

But, those are just the small fry Comms…

Trump and the Art of the Deal…

The Burger Deal, buy one get one free.

What happened here?

Well, it’s Donald making some deals with the the Clowns at their place of worship.

He’s striking agreements such that the lower echelons of the Clown World get off with a slap on the wrist if they agree to sell out their bosses and contacts.

He won the support of the lower caste of the CIA…

That’s what won him the Election.

Problem is, that agreement came with a few concessions he had to make to get us where we we are…

Concessions others in his administration have to just grin their teeth and bear if they wanna cozy up to the Big Cheese.

I wouldn’t say we’re on the best timeline, but we also aren’t on the worst timeline either…

RFK Jr. is obviously displeased with having to eat the garbage he’s sworn to do away with. Unfortunately, they had to establish the Comms, so he had to slurp down some burgers and fries along with a Coca Cola(Think: Santa / “He knows if you’ve been naughty…”). The cast of characters above have demonstrated they are playing nice with the lowest of the low in the CIA to secure enough of a period of stability so they can close the Cabal’s Human Trafficking ventures and get back to “business as usual” in exchange for trading the details on the higher ups.

If they refuse, well… Trump has already threatened to declare war on the Cartels and give “drug dealers” a death sentence. Hint: those aren’t the drugs you’re thinking of…

Mike Johnson is also included in this picture, and if previous Q posts are anything to go by, it’s clear he’s pulling some strings…

I’m not fond of that possible revelation, but… Sometimes you gotta play ball if you wanna get in the big chair. It’s a transitory period. So long as they do what Mike Johnson agrees with, they can get their seat at the big table. It’s a temporary measure, so don’t assume Trump and White Hats are bowing to the establishment permanently.

Trump is praising Mike Johnson’s side right now because of the adage “the enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

As soon as the Human Traffickers are out of the picture, then Trump will draw up new battle terms with the remaining establishment that also has a distaste for being invited to orgy parties where they consume baby flesh…

Well…

That aside, think about it this way:

Trump’s assassination moved some pieces on the board — pieces White Hats didn’t want to move just yet but had always had contingencies for. It’s just obvious to plan for an assassination, no matter how many alliances you form to prevent such a possibility. It’s perfectly predictable that particularly desperate elements within the Cabal would throw caution to the wind and try to take out Trump. Naturally, White Hats had to plan for just such an event.

Trump has always had protections. Every ceasefire has its breaking point. Those protections weren’t enough to prevent him catching a bullet in the ear…

Yet he lived.

That’s the best possible outcome in oh so many ways for the White Hats. Trump’s a martyr and he lives. It gives them SO MANY plays to make.

Unfortunately, it also means that he’s Public Enemy Number 1. If you swing for the king, you better not miss. They know this, and now the Cabal is even more prone to erratic attempts to destroy EVERYTHING since they’ve played their hand and emboldened their greatest adversary. You simply can’t reason with someone on even terms after you tried to kill him… TWICE at that.

That said, Trump isn’t gonna take things lying down, sure, but he’s also not dumb enough to go double or nothing when he’s the one with the pot already in hand.

You gotta secure some more insurance policies. That includes cozying up to the front-line Clowns and convincing them that the Orange Man is good for business… so long as they get rid of the kid fucking.

That’s a non-negotiable…

Drugs. Gambling. Weapons. Rackets. Rigged Lotteries.

Those are standard mafia business practices. Those are on the table, at least in the short-term… At least until the Clowns can wind down the worst of the schemes going on…

RFK Jr. is tasked with the worst of the worst medical scams. They feed us poison and then sell us the cure. That effects the children. That is a non-negotiable as well.

Hurting kids and Human Trafficking is a step too far for many in the Cabal. Their original tactics relied on the agreement that only suckers and saps begging to be scammed will get scammed. It’s been a long time since that’s been the case. Going for the kids, innocents who had no chance to “wise up” to avoid the scams, is just low. That was the unspoken rule for most of the Cabal’s history, anyhow. Or, at least it was until Obama came to power. That’s why we have the Sword Dance and the removal of Al Waleed early in the game.

What’s the first step in besieging a castle?

You cut off the supply lines.

Nothing in. Nothing out.

Border, shut.

You NEED the help of the Clowns to shut down the border. It’d take too long to reverse-engineer their schemes in 4 years. You need a map of the operations. That means making deals.

Trump got them on his side. The specifics must remain on a need-to-know basis, unfortunately.

I mean, this isn’t even a new thing, really. He got them on his side in his previous term. It just happens he managed to get them on board before he took office this go around.

There’s more to it all, but that’s it for now…