Long Comms: Birds

The Bird is the Word.

The Bird is the Word.

Well, more like the written word.

Where do quills come from?

There ya go…

Wings denote Messengers. First and foremost. Birds are known for their wings, so they are all messengers in some way. Exceptions include flightless birds, but they have their own designations which I will discuss in brief. Most generally, though, if you can nab a feather off of it to write with then it will likely be a means to “get the word out.”

So, what are a few birds that prove the point?

The common carrier pigeon is a good one. If Birds are messengers, then what is a Pigeon? What subclass of “messenger” would the Pigeon be the mirror for? You gotta use that part of the brain that solves riddles…

There he is. A “carrier” pigeon. Your standard mail-man. They’re widespread, can travel a city’s distance, and are reliable to show up whenever you dangle a snack in the air. What’s important to know is that, while dumb, they can be trained. Maybe not as much as a crow, but they most certainly can figure out if you fly to X location with a little parcel strapped to your leg, you get fed. We used to have a lot more respect for Pigeons. Now, they’re basically the sky rats of the concrete jungle.

That’s just one example.

Ducks are another. What does it mean when you call someone a “quack”?

It means you’re talking about a charlatan doctor, usually. Now, that doesn’t necessarily mean the medical doctor, but just any doctor/expert in general, be it in education, science, arts, or otherwise. Basically, anyone who is trying to sell you something by citing dubious studies is a “Quack” or a “Duck.” They are able to “duck” responsibility because they simply cite their sources and say “I just followed what the papers said.” Messengers, heavy in fat, and regularly get into spats with rabbits and hunters…

How about hawks? What political term includes the term “hawk”?

War Hawk?

There ya go. A “War Hawk” is someone who advocates for war. Someone who stands to profit off war. They’re the ones who hoot, holler, and tweet all sorts of propaganda to rile up the masses into a war that enriches the War Machine. Speaking of tweets. What was the most prolific online messenger app on the market?

Twitter.

There’s that damn bird again. Tweeting out messages left, right and center.

And, what happened to the Twitter bird?

He got the X.

Bye bye, birdie!

We’re talking about the Mockingbird Media, after all. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. Though I still prefer the original naming convention. Twitter/Tweet is just a better brand than X and… Xeet? Ugh…

Meh, either way…

You see how far and wide the bird terminology has spread? You see how they use these clever terms to organize their Globalist Criminal Racket?

These things are coming to the end. Birds are being taken out, two or more at a time, all with one Stone. Lots of anchors for example are getting the axe. Oh, speaking of which. What would an anchor be in Comms?

Well, that’s easy. A Parrot.

Parrots hear things and then regurgitate them. They don’t really know what they’re saying, they just repeat what they’re told to. Little more than puppets, though they aren’t bound by the same strings a political puppet would be. No, they’re more like caged birds who perform tricks in exchange for crackers. Crackers, in this case, denote “fun trips” to far off places, though you can’t exactly call it a vacation. Any snack/treat is an Indulgence, like in the hay-days of the Catholic Church. Bribes and favors, in brief. “Polly want a cracker” is equivalent to “don’t you wanna go to Europe and do a story on all the tourist sites there? Fun? Sure, but it’s still work; a salty and dry ‘treat.’

Those are just a few, but before I get ahead of myself let’s narrow into what it means to BE a Bird.

The Birds and the Bees

Let’s get down “to business.”

Birds are winged creatures. They can only travel as far as their wings can carry them. A blackbird, a cardinal, or a blujay don’t have the wingspan of an albatross, an eagle, or a vulture. That distinction can be used to determine the importance or “reach” of the bird in question. The important part is that we’re talking about something with wings, namely birds. Of lesser importance is the specific designation.

Reach, then, translates to Influence.

The more ears that can hear your bird call, the more influence you have over the masses. The perch you choose, your platform, determines what layer of the forest hears your message. Perch high and only the canopy will hear it. Perch low and you might reach the “grassroots” of the forest denizens. Somewhere in the middle? Then you’re likewise preaching to the middle class.

But, remember, we’re talking about the Main Stream Media here. If we focus only on the birds we risk missing out on the other end of the News compass. Birds carry messages, but one must always recognize that someone else likely WROTE the message. Birds, then, are just voice pieces and bag men. They don’t usually have anything meaningful to say on their own. Writers hold the pen, birds just get to read out what comes across on the teleprompter.

So, intelligence isn’t expected from a bird, though the raven and crow may express some degree of impressive problem solving. Most, however, are just dumb. Pretty to look at, but dumb as a box of rocks.

That’s why so many of our news anchors have become unhinged. They’ve always been stupid, but the news conglomerates can’t afford to pay good writers anymore because they’re also the sort who will ultimately see the writing on the wall and leave. That’s their job, after all. So, it falls to the DEI hires and the “beautiful” idiots to prattle on about their feelings and how ist and phobe the world is right now, just to look busy while strutting around like a pigeon playing chess.

Did I mention they’re dumb?

Parrots?

Canaries in coal mines, more like… Right now, at least. They don’t know that the ones in charge have actually left them out to die, and die first. The first to go HAS to be the Legacy Media. The Cabal bigwigs understand very well that when their precious MSM collapses, when that canary squeaks its last squawk, that’s when they have to start running. So, to make sure they know exactly when the air turns foul, they’re holding the canaries out as far as they can. Basically, they’re encouraging them to be as outrageously retarded and woke as possible to have the best possible chance of detecting that “Big Moment” where the People finally have had enough. The idiots in news media will be the first removed, simply because they’re the loudest, most obnoxious around. Sacrificing their dumbest isn’t a big deal for them, not when the brightest of them have already admitted that there is no winning now, only plundering what they can on the way out.

Though, that said, some are really just that dumb. Some really are willing to double down on their precious Dark Millennia no matter the cost. Eh… That’s another topic for another time though.

Right now, let’s get back to our feathered friends…

Or, should I say, fuzzy? Are bees fuzzy? Bugs have hair, right?

No matter. Let’s talk about the “buzz around town” so we can finish up on our “birds and bees” talk.

Bees are Paparazzi. They swarm celebrities like bees swarm flowers. Flowers are star-shaped, so the celebrity Comms are established along with it all. NASA stands for Not A Space Agency. They “watch the stars.” In other words, the height of government spying utilizes Paparazzi to keep their assets in check. Paparazzi have the perfect excuse to monitor every single move a celebrity takes. Celebrities, likewise, have every excuse to go to far off places and meet with powerful, influential people.

This is all just the modern iteration of what was started with the French Paparazzi class during the height of French Aristocracy. They were likened to the buzzing of bees, with their quills scribbling on notepads, and their relentless pursuit of all that which is sweet and “sensational.” Being a friend of the Bee was the route to widespread public approval. That’s why the French adopted so much bee symbolism, peaking in the Napoleonic era. Napoleon’s ability to befriend Bees and keep them fed and happy ensured his Emperorship. As time went on, however, it developed into what we call “Tabloid Journalism” in honor of the Bee’s wondrous honeycomb home.

Now, let’s put them together.

In order to do business(sex), you need to establish a good relationship with the media(airways and waterways). This means your best friend is the bird(messengers) and the bees(paparazzi). They will help you deliver your message and sweeten it up for the consumers(useless eaters) to support you and your claim to rule.

THAT is what the “Birds and the Bees” mean.

It’s how you “reproduce.” Proliferate. Multiply. It’s how you ensure your legacy isn’t forgotten. If you control the News media, you control the public opinion. Once powerful enough, you can even become the “Sun King” which ensures everyone’s undivided attention is strictly placed where you say it should be.

Sex = Business / Making Deals

And who is best set to report on your dealings?

Well, as they say, “a little bird told me…”

Flightless Birds

Birds that can’t fly have a poor reach. They influence little. But, like with all birds, they still lay eggs. In fact, because they can’t fly it makes them the ideal for egg procurement.

Eggs = Investments.

That’s why we call retirement savings a “nest egg.”

Foxes(con-men) raid hen-houses.

So, what is a Chicken?

A Chicken is an investor. They deal in investments. Sitting on an egg is hard work, don’t cha know? The thing about chickens, however, is that they are notoriously skittish. That’s why when you call someone a chicken, you’re talking about their lack of a strong backbone. Cowards.

Then again, some Roosters are pretty aggressive when they have to be. Think of it this way, every morning the Rooster “cockadoodledoos” and tells all the Hens to come out and start pecking away to eat what they can find. This same ritual happens every morning on Wallstreet. The callers open for the day and all the investors come running in to place their bids and trade. Of course, there is a distinct pecking order, as well. It’s not always first come, first serve. That’s where the Roosters come in. They make sure the Head Hen gets first dibs.

It’s all very choreographed, don’t you see? And the terms used in Comms mirror what we see in both a Chicken farm and Wallstreet. When the “chickens come home to roost” is when your shorts run dry. If you head out too far you might not make it back to the Hen house before the doors close at the end of the day, so it’s best to not venture too far out. That’s why it’s best that egg-layers don’t fly.

Put another way, it’s best that “Chickens” don’t send messages. That’s why it’s a bad idea to give financial advice, because you can get sued. So, the messages of the variety that chickens spew forth are almost always the bawking type. They mean little, but can occasionally indicate something “happening.” When all the chickens are running around, like their head just got chopped off, then you know something real is going down. Be it a Fox, a Wolf, or otherwise, it’s best to get ahold of a Farmer(CIA/Intel Agent) before things take a turn for the worse.

Strategies are in place, should a chicken rile up the flock.

A “Chicken Run” is a run on a stock.

Farmers(CIA/Intel Agents) aren’t happy when chickens(investors) think/do on their own. It’s all rigged, you see. All to the benefit of those who KNOW the most; the Intelligence Agencies.

But, yet again, that’s another topic of its own.

For now, let’s finish with a bit more on bird stuff.

Bird Stuff

Birds of all types make their fortune on investments. They ALL lay eggs, with few exceptions. That’s because they’re the first to know what’s about to happen next. They get the message first, after all, since they’re the ones delivering it. They can also withhold the message until its release benefits them most, though that’s a harder ask these days.

Birds also have unique mating calls. In other words, deals(sex) they can make are of a particularly different variety than those made by other animals. They deal in exposure. If you pay a bird well, they are more than eager to carry your message up the daisy chain. No promises on who gets it, though, but it’s a chance many are willing to take. In many ways, appeasing the birds is the best way to “reach the heavens” when you can’t fly on your own.

Some birds can do that better than others.

Eagles, for instance, represent a national unity. They carry messages that can be heard “all throughout the nation.” Rome and the United States alike chose the Eagle to represent their interests abroad.

Also, there’s NAZI Germany.

Iron Eagle.

Iron / Mars = War

Eagle = National Message

Iron Eagle = “We are a Nation of War.”

Message clear?

Good.

Of course there’s some problems with relying so much on birds. Messages CAN and DO get intercepted. When that happens, when someone pretends to sound like another bird, they are called “bird calls.”

Isn’t hunting ducks so much easier with one of these bad boys?

That’s what happens when someone comes out and pretends to be an “expert” but in reality they’re total frauds. Since it’s a “human” practice, one can say only the “Chosen” Caballites are capable of imitating a Duck(quack/”expert”) so effectively. Rather, they’re the only ones “allowed” to. They are the Intel Agents who work to “cull” the flock of any birds dumb enough to believe anything they hear on TV or read on the internet. Those types are liabilities for the Cabal, because sometimes they may be on to something. Of course, when the one doing the calls turn out to be poachers, hunting when they’re not supposed to, they may well get a rude awakening.

That’s when the Hunters become the Hunted.

So, as we go forward with the decline of Legacy News Media, keep in mind that winds can change very quickly sometimes. Some of these birds may well start singing a new tune when exposed to the elements.

“When does a bird sing?”

When they want to MAKE A DEAL!

Sex = Business / Making Deals

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