Symbol Comms AMA

Ask me anything.

So, Comms Declass has begun with the whole Pizzagate thing going main-stream.

• Pizza = Child Prostitution, usually Girls

• Hotdogs = Child Prostitution, usually Boys

• Cheese Pizza = Child Porn (Abbreviated “CP” / “Without the Meat”)

• Pizza Party = Party where Child Prostitutes are present.

Now that it’s coming out that Hollywood and Media in general are swarming with cretins and fiends, people are gonna have a lot of questions…

“If they use ‘Pizza’ and ‘Hotdogs’ for minor abuse, what other words have double meanings?”

What you can do with pizza, everything like “slicing the pizza”, is in similar fashion to how “popping the cherry” for a pie is innuendo for “virgin sex.”

Toppings can indicate special “additions” on your “order.’

“Pepperoni” Pizza means a girl with budding nipples. Think: “Pepperoni nipples.”

Every topping or style alters the “order” one might place.

• “Anchovies” could mean they’re smelly, sweaty, or unwashed.

• “Thin crust” could mean they are skinny/malnourished.

• “Deep Dish” could mean they’re chubby/overweight.

• “New York Style” could mean they’re “easy to fold” or “are loose and floppy."

• “Jalapenos” could mean they’re spicy and insult you or will “fight back.”

• “Mushrooms” could mean they come high on psychedelics.

So on, and so forth…

I’m getting sick working these through now, but you get the picture well enough to spare me further pain. Just use your own imagination and you’ll probably not be far off from how they use these terms. Remember, this is a language they’ve written here. If things don’t read clearly, they edit them until they do. That usually means creating weird combinations like “ham and pineapple” to establish comprehension, regardless of whether it makes sense.

Discussion Basics

As always, you can check out my Comms Dictionary for a large list of the most used terms.

This post is for anyone to ask me about those terms or any other terms that are getting traction. Be warned — when I get to writing a response it can usually get to an article in length on its own. Don’t be surprised if I give you more than you ask for.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Honestly, the real reason for this post is because I just can’t keep up with everything coming out right now. I’m sitting on more Long Comms articles that need to be finished, like Ice, Poop, and Junk food, so expect more of those in the near future.

I can only do so much unprompted. I’m a rather unreliable and lazy person, I’ll have you know. Unless people ask me for help, it takes me a while to get into aciton.

Anyways…

To get the discussions rolling, just remember that things even like “The Four Elements” are encoded language.

Elements = The Map (Four Corners/Four Winds/Four Cardinal Directions)

• Water = Information.

• Fire = Passion/Outrage.

• Earth = Institutions/Industry.

• Air = Rumors/Gossip.

Denizens of each of these categories are then based on their Natures/Abilities.

Animals = Occupations / Roles

• Fish = Researchers.

• Beasts = Servants.

• Birds = Messengers.

Fire has no permanent denizens, usually referring to constructs like Hybrids, Chimeras, Mythical Creatures, Golems, Automatons, Cryptids, Folktales, Pagan Gods or other such fairies or monsters. Like a fire, their life lasts only as long as their energy source — or the “Belief” we have in them. If we stop believing, they stop existing.

Humans = The “Chosen” / Not You

We are not “human” to them. We are livestock. We are slaves. “Goyim” or “Chattel” according to the Kabbalah — the “Collective.” Only those who can both read/write in this “Language of the Gods” are considered “human” for the purposes of utility. Those who work for money are Slaves. Those whose money works for them are “The Masters.”

Your title or occupation, then, can be analogized based on particular animal “quirks” established through popular culture, idiom, simile, metaphor, folklore, parable, and a comprehensive understanding of the Natural World:

• Dog = Personal Assistant / “Man’s Best Friend”

• Cat = Independent Contractor.

• Pig = Cop / Detective

• Rat = Snitch / Saboteur

• Cow = Insider Informant (“milked for time-sensitive info”)

• Pigeon = Postal Worker

• Parrot = Reporter / News Anchor

• Snake/Serpent = Conspirator / Deceiver (Think: “Forked tongue”)

Just a few examples.

Personally, I can read and translate. I cannot write on the level they claim a “human” should. I have no real reason to do so.

Therefore, my designation is either as an Otter (a beast that fishes for pearls of wisdom) or a Gargoyle (messenger to the damned) for the strict purposes of Comms discussion. Both are transitory beings, stuck between two forms of terrain. One is stuck between water and land. The other is stuck between air and land. Depending on my mood, I can be either.

If when I write I appear uplifting and excited, that’s the Otter.

If when I write I am snarky and crass, that’s the Gargoyle.

And no, it’s not multiple personality disorder or schizophrenia. It’s about roles and the time to use those roles.

When you are at work, you are a creator. When you are taking care of your children, you are a father. When you embrace your spouse, you are a husband. What you do, your ACTIONS, are what define you for the purposes of Comms. Your designation can change depending on what you do and how well you perform in that role.

Why this matters for this discussion is to point out that not everyone has a single designation. In the past, Comms Scholars tried to remedy this with Chimeras such as Griffons, Hippogriffs, Wyverns, Dragons or other such mish-mashes of two or more creatures. In modern times, however, the consensus is that using Comms like that just isn’t fit for task, and are now abandoned with the expectation that the reader/transcriber can put such things together on their own.

Lion = Truth Teller (One who cries out in the wilderness; one who says what people need to hear, but not what they want to hear.)

Eagle = Messenger of Unity/Nationality (One who carries the message of a “Better Way” as seen by a “bird’s eye” view, or 40,000ft view)

Griffon = Truth Teller that delivers the Message of Unity to all those that can hear its thunderous roar. King of Land and Sky. Courier of “The Hallowed Way.” Icon of Royalty, Authority, Duty, and Service to The People.

However, since such creatures do not exist in Nature, it is hard to bind them with comprehensive analogues, because the innermost Natures of Eagles and Lions can conflict with one another, leading to a breakdown in the Symbolism necessary to establish clear Comms.

Eagles lay eggs. Lions do not. There’s a discrepancy there. Does a Griffon lay eggs or gestate? Being unsure means there’s a potential hole or uncertainty in the Comms device. It’s the equivalent to leaving out the word “the” in a scrambled message to shorten the message. Most can “fill in the blank” but would prefer not to, especially when it’s a life/death situation between spies.

So, you’ll rarely see them in use today.

As for your questions, I’ll be able to relate most of your inquiries to the above basics. That’s the “proof” in the pudding. There are constants. I’m not just making shit up, I HAVE to have a real world analogue for these terms.

Messengers have wings. Researchers have fins/webbing. Industry workers can “push or pull” because they’re “well grounded” and control the “means of production.”

“Stubborn as a mule” and all that…

I can almost always find an Idiom that backs me up. It’s a really good way to double-check your work.

Now, with all those baselines for the terms set, ask away!